Hello! I'm a 19 year old stressed out college kid who loves music, art, and theatre.
no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him
no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him
ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to
(T︿T*) <== she’s cry so much. she was forced to do laundry when she was 21
((,≧﹏ ≦,)) <===== sobbing and shaking!!!!!!!! she had to do the dishes
\(^▽^*)/ <= LAUNDRY AND DISHES ARE DONE!!! DONE FOREVER!!!!!
(u_u) <=== you guys are not gonna fucking believe what happened.
penis explosion
penis explosion
I will never write anything this great in my life.
you’re laughing. olive oyl fainted after hearing the sad news that popeye has “bonkus of the konkus” and you’re laughing.
retrogade being like a big deal in astrology or something is kinda funny to me like historically speaking bc ofc western astrology is modeled on the ptolemaic understanding of the solar system which is geocentric and like if youre a geocentrist and stuff in the sky is rotating around the earth but suddenly mercury looks like it shifted to reverse and its moving backwards like holy shit thats so weird the sky is fucked up but like if you see the solar system as orbiting the sun its like “oh yeah the earth passed mercury while both are orbiting the sun, thats it”
Every fucking tradwife blog is nothing but
(UwU picture of bread)
(UwU modesty is nice)
(UwU picture of grass)
(*some of the most vile, racist, transphobic shit you've ever heard but dresses up in soft uwu language about "respecting the body UwU")
(UwU picture of bread)
"Oh my stars and garters I just can't understand why these mean ol' SJW's are saying such hurtful things to me! I'm none too good at this thinkin' thing on account a' my little ol' uterus, but all I said was I wanted a good future for my Aryan children-"
Like, there are two options:
1) You recognize and agree with the fascism, and you should face the fucking wall.
2) You don't notice the barely-disguised fascism in which case you're a fool and I have a bridge to sell you.
tradwives consistently being terrible at cooking is actually true to the 1950s domesticity they idolize where the wife in those days would cover some unseemly mesh in hollandaise sauce or suspend a banana in jello as a dessert to sublimate her rage from never being able to cum
The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺
It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!
OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!
My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!
OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!
ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it
“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨
I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.
I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂
It has a buncha colors but these are my faves
Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful
Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning
And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing
@haileyhurts where did you get it?
I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty
@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy
My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time
Same energy
nobody has a strand of wheat between their lips anymore what happened... get me out of here
